It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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