There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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