I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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