FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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