butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I wish i was in the wii world.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Are we still banned from the library?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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