Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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