I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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