Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have already put on my inside pants.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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