Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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