It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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