Its about making memories worth repressing
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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