We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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