my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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