That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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