i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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