no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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