I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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