If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
