Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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