You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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