i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He better not be in your backpack
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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