And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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