I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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