Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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