i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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