youre lurking in front of me
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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