Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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