I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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