Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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