so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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