is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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