Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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