Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
