I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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