you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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