I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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