I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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