went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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