dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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