At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just want to make out with him forever
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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