why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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