I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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