Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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