I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I bet he comes in French.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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