I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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