Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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