It's just like the Real World with babies
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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