I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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