Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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