I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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