I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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