Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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