did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Shame - the story of my life.
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