Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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