He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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