were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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