i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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