No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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