I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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