But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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