I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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