Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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